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Top 10 Fantasy Punishments For Your League 🚽
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE MORE ENJOYABLE? Have your league do one of these fantasy punishments.👇
These penalties add an extra layer of competition since nobody wants to face the consequences, plus you get a good laugh at your league member's misery. 🤣
While I'm a fan of the more outrageous ones I've come across, let's also explore some that are somewhat realistic.
1. The Diner Challenge
If you're into fantasy football, you're probably familiar with the notorious Waffle House punishment, also known as the diner challenge. This punishment involves spending 24 straight hours at a Waffle House or a diner of your choosing. The twist? Each waffle you manage to devour shaves an hour off your time spent there.
In the first hour, I think I could take down at least 8 waffles, but after that, it is up to god’s will and the miracle of Tums. 🤣
@connorandthejets Reply to @fairygoodvibes Let the pancake punishment begin. #chicago #chicagotiktok #fantasyfootball #nfl #fantasyfootballtips
2. Blow-up Doll Date
In this hilariously cringe-worthy punishment, the loser has to escort an inflatable doll to a restaurant for a romantic dinner. They have to treat their blow-up date like a real person, making conversation and even ordering food for them.
Getting your league to unanimously approve of this one might be a bit tricky, but if you manage to pull it off, it's bound to become one of the most unforgettable experiences you'll ever witness.
3. The Tanner, the Better
The league loser must go to the nearest tanning salon and get a noticeably bad spray tan. With the tan lasting 7-10 days, the league’s loser is in for a week of embracing their new comically bronzed appearance.
It’s hard to imagine doing this and then going to work the next day, that’s why I only win my fantasy leagues. Have never even sniffed a bottom-5 finish.
4. The Waxenning
In this punishment, the last place individual must go to a nearby waxing salon for a complete body waxing. Within the realm of fantasy football penalties, few things elicit as much laughter and sympathy as getting a full-body wax.
Picture the person, the unfortunate loser, summoning up courage as they lie on the waxing table. I would most likely be crying with anticipation. League members gather around to observe the excruciating pain of this particular consequence.
5. TikTok Influencer
The loser has to perform and post viral dance trends on their social media account every day until they reach 1,000 followers or the end of the month, whichever comes first.
This is highly embarrassing, and the dances are far more complex than you might expect.
6. SAT
Picture someone long past their high school days casually strolling into a high school, getting ready to endure a four-hour standardized test alongside scared teenagers, all because they forgot to set their lineup a few times.
This penalty might be on the playful side and isn't out to hurt anyone, but if it isn't a waste of time and embarrassing. You've probably come across some leagues that added a twist, demanding a certain score, but personally, I'm not sold on that idea – I mean, taking a four-hour exam is already punishment enough!
@fftoday This guy had to retake the SAT as a last place fantasy punishment 😂 #fyp #fantasyfootball #fantasypunishment
7. Lemonade Stand
The last place league member has to operate a fully-functional lemonade stand in a busy part of town for a full day. The stand's name must clearly indicate that it's part of a fantasy football penalty, ensuring that people are aware of the situation.
Remember to consider the local weather conditions, as some individuals might find themselves working in freezing 10-degree weather.
Furthermore, the earnings from the stand will be thrown into next year's fantasy pool, adding a fun twist to the whole affair.
8. Comedy Night
You think you are funny? Well, here's your chance to prove it – put together a stand-up routine and deliver it to an audience anticipating a genuine comedy show.
Fair warning, this challenge isn't a walk in the park. Comedy audiences can be a tough crowd, and you'll probably have to handle some heckling. But hey, if things get a little too rough, you've got a free pass to shed a tear or two later on.
9. Swiftie
For an entire month, you have to become the ultimate Taylor Swift stan. Your social media pages can only post about Taylor Swift and you have to post weekly content on why you love her so much. Changing your profile picture is not necessary but highly recommended.
10. The Disguised 5K
The fantasy league's unfortunate loser is tasked with completing a 5k run while donning the costume or outfit selected by the league. The challenge of running a 5k is already hard enough, but the added twist of doing it in a humiliating costume, surrounded by actual marathon participants, takes the embarrassment to a whole new level.
10 Reasons Why Cowboys Can Reach Super Bowl 58 ⭐️
From THE KING himself, Scott Engel.
Ay Micah threw that jab kinda swiftly lol
— (Foots The King) (@FootsDaKing)
11:53 PM • Aug 16, 2023
The NFC Is Wide Open: There isn’t a clear-cut favorite to win the NFC. Only one team since the 1993 season has won a conference title the year after losing in the Super Bowl, which does not bode well for the Philadelphia Eagles. The San Francisco 49ers don’t have a quarterback with any track record to suggest they can get to the Super Bowl, especially since Brock Purdy won’t sneak up on anyone this season.
Potential High Playoff Seeding: Yes, we have seen the Cowboys squander away a top seed before, but it’s been seven years since that happened, and it has no bearing on this year’s team. The Eagles will deal with key personnel losses, and no team has repeated as NFC East champs since 2004, so Dallas can not only win the division but also nab a top seed in the NFC, possibly the first overall.
One Win Can End A Drought: The 2022 Cowboys won the team’s first road playoff game in 30 years. If Dallas earns the top seed in the NFC, it will need one home win to advance to its first NFC Championship Game since 1996. As the Cowboys demonstrated last year, history doesn’t influence an outcome in the present.
Better Than Last Year: The Cowboys have won 12 games in each of the past two seasons, and the 2023 version looks better than last year’s when examining the depth chart. The running game won’t be bogged down by Ezekiel Elliott, the passing game is more potent, and the defense is solid up front and in the secondary. That suggests that even if Dallas doesn’t earn the top seed, this could be the best Cowboys team since the ill-fated 2014 version that lost at Green Bay on the controversial Dez Bryant call.
Dak Prescott In A White-Hot Spotlight: The quarterback is seeking a contract extension, yet he only has two career playoff wins and tossed an NFL-high 15 interceptions in 12 games last season. Now is the time for Prescott to prove himself in the postseason, with possibly the best Cowboys team he has played on to support and boost him. (See where Prescott ranks in our NFL QB power rankings.)
Read the rest at TheGameDayFootball.com.
Gronk to the Giants 😱
.@RobGronkowski said the one person to get him out of retirement is Brian Daboll 😳
Make the call @Giants!
📺: @FanDuelTV | @heykayadams
— Up & Adams (@UpAndAdamsShow)
4:39 PM • Aug 16, 2023
Chances are high that he won't make a return from retirement, but this just solidifies my belief in the greatness of Brian Daboll. He is THAT GUY.
When a Hall of Famer, who's worked alongside the most legendary coach this league has ever known, bestows such praise upon another coach, it's a clear indicator of that coach's exceptional nature.
Daboll has been orchestrating remarkable transformations in the teams he's coached. As witnessed with the Giants last year, going from a 4-13 record to an impressive 9-7, they significantly exceeded expectations.
My admiration for this guy knows no bounds, and I genuinely feel he's the ideal mentor to guide Daniel Jones towards becoming a standout quarterback in the league.
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