💩A Sign From the Universe to Bet on the...

Isn't it just the best feeling to have football back in our lives? I'm absolutely over the moon knowing that we've got the greatest sport on Earth to look forward to every Monday, Thursday, and Sunday now. 🌙🏈

We got our first taste of football on Thursday when the Detroit Lions pulled off an upset against the Super Bowl Champions, the Kansas City Chiefs. But, honestly, I want the whole load (pause lol🧐⏸). I've been waiting for today, where all I have to do is watch football and nothing else.

Our alternative total bet of Under 54.5 for Thursday's game was right on the money. We had a hunch that first-game nerves would affect both teams, and Kadarius Toney's performance really drove that point home! 🤣 He played so poorly, he not only trended on Twitter but also had to delete his account that very night. 😭👇

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Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens

Sunday, Sept. 10, 1 p.m. ET

• Texans +10 (-125) @ Ravens -10 (-103)

The C.J. Stroud era kicks off on the road against the Ravens. He’ll be put to the test right away with injuries along Houston’s offensive line.

Lamar Jackson should be excited to play and will be fully healthy, as he hasn’t played a full game since Week 12 of the 2022 season.

The Texans also want to see DE Will Anderson Jr. hit the field for the first time. He was the No. 3 overall pick in this year’s draft and will look to anchor this defense for years to come.

Jackson will be too much for this defense to handle, but the spread is too wide. Take the Texans +10 for my NFL bet of the day.

Las Vegas Raiders @ Denver Broncos

Sunday, Sept. 10, 4:25 p.m. ET

• Raiders +4 (-128) @ Broncos -4 (-101)

The Raiders are hoping Jimmy Garoppolo can bring consistency to an offense that lacked a consistent passing attack last season. It certainly helps to have Davante Adams, Jakobi Meyers, and Hunter Renfrow.

Denver’s big offseason coup wasn’t a player, but it was bringing on head coach Sean Payton, who will look to get Russell Wilson back on track after a disastrous 2022 season.

The Broncos are going to be toying with the Raiders by the fourth quarter en route to covering -4.

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Poop Plane = Browns Over Total Points 💩🤣

Now, I gave all the REAL expert advice above, but that’s not what betting is all about. Sometimes, it's all about catching those lucky vibes from the universe and turning them into some cold, hard cash. 💵🤑 And what better way than through betting on sports?

Now, if you haven't stumbled upon this wild story, brace yourself – it's pretty gross. On Friday, Sept. 1, a Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona, Spain had to make an unexpected U-turn. Why, you ask? Well, it seems someone had a serious case of runny diarrhea that turned the plane into a biohazard zone.🤣

Now, call it intuition or just an odd connection, but this incident has me thinking the Cleveland Browns might just hit Over their 23.5 total points.

So, how about we listen to the universe and make this "poop" bet together? 💩🤣

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